First we have Brina and Albertine's horoscope via The Onion...
Brina : Taurus :: Try as you might, you will be unable to convince the judge that the big jewel heist was all the monkey's idea.
Albertine : Sagittarius :: Remember: Crying in public doesn't make you any less of a man. It does, however, make you more of a woman.
For your own The Onion Horoscope.
A little photo of bsd back in the day...
I'm pretty sure this was taken in 2004? That could be wrong...but we went to Rob and Andrea's (Lotus Events) wedding reception and little Albertine and Brina were looking so young and fabulous.

50 Colorful Wallpapers that will make your day
This is a collection of lovely desktop wallpapers, thanks to colorlovers.com. It's a collection of a collection of a collection, but it works.